The Bestest Mommy in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

So. In honor of such a wonderful woman on a day such as mother's day, I shall brag:
1. She is amazing.
2. She's really amazing.
3. She sings her ass off.
4. She is possibly one of the most insightful people I know.
5. She sacrificed her body in order to love my sister and me.
6. She always entertains me.
7. Everyone loves her because she's amazing, so therefore she has amazing friends too.
8. She can cook real good-like.
9. She's funny and very cute... eh hem.... I mean beautiful and tough. I don't think she likes being called cute. Sorry.
10. She always knows how to comfort me when I'm feeling blue...

I could keep going all night, so I'd better stop. BUT! These things must be voiced! Her good deeds/qualities will not go unnoticed, and they don't.

I LOVE YOU MOMMY! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

New Reality Show.

It will be, let's find Kitty a boyfriend. Everyone will collect smart, funny, creative, NICE, caring, semi-sensitive, music-loving boys and then just pass them off to me.

After last night, my bitterness towards a relationship was only reaffirmed.

Maybe this is my problem: "We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love, " - Tom Robbins.

Wise wise man Tom Robbins. Oh, and sorry for being melancholy.

uh oh.

So. Apparently there's a mole in Cannon Falls. He is a mole with good intentions, but nonetheless, a mole. Said mole works for the Cannon Falls Beacon, our small town paper, and had an idea to print links to blogs written by Cannon Falls citizens past and present in the paper. This does not bode well for me considering my frequent use of "curse words". I know I'm a little crass, but I find true pleasure in these words. They apply the correct amount of emphasis that I require for my daily speech. I'm dramatic, what can I say. However, after this incident, I'm now wary as to who is viewing my blog: grandparents, small children, newspaper dudes, adults who aren't aware of my dirty mouth, etc.

Do I need to censor myself? Is it too much? AM I HURTING YOUR FEELINGS? ha ha... okay, see, there I go being dramatic again. But, do notice that there are no "curse words" in this here post.

I guess it's time for little ol' me to clean my act up. Or is it?

P.S. - Mike, if you're reading this now, I don't hate you. Don't worry. But, you have given me a reality check to the lack of privacy on the internet, so thanks.

Random Thoughts/Questions

1. I hate Andrea Dworkin
2. Anybody wanna go on a road trip to northern california this summer?
3. Anybody got a tiny vintage road bike they wanna give me? Eh?
4. I could enjoy a fresh squeezed carrot/apple/ginger juice right now... mmm...

and then here are some random pictures of my little buddies...

"Check this move out, guys! I'm like a little birdy!" - Patrick

"Yeah... a little thrusting... birdy..." - Me