Tuesday, July 1, 2008

What's Wrong with the World: the new WWW

While very bored and Facebook stalking, I came upon some youtube link someone had left on another someone's wall. It was some stupid audio of Rachel Ray that was all pieced together to make it sound... you know... dirty. Hee hee...

BUT that's not the end of it. On the related videos there was one called "Rachel Ray Farting". Once again, this is not the end. You may be thinking, "But Kitty, how could anything get more repulsive and/or retarded than that?" Well, I'll tell you. Upon clicking on the Rachel Ray farting video (I mean come on, you would've too. It's like watching someone vomit, you want to look away, but you just can't) I found a myriad other fart videos. One, aptly named "Girl Farting", was this girl in a matching cami booty short outfit sitting at a computer desk playing some fucking mystical war computer game with her diet coke and marlboro light 100's with in arms reach.

Now, this is where I started feeling really horrible for actually wasting valuable time (not to mention brain cells) on this doesn't-deserve-oxygen-farting-bitch. Excuse me. The 3+ minute video was entirely comprised of her narrating her video game and shifting into various fart-compatible positions and then proceeding to comment on the, and I quote, "rancid" smells in the room.

The kicker is.......

This video was viewed over 2,000,000 times. Wow.

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